The 55th Annual Grammy Awards were last night, and as soon as I saw Lady Gaga didn’t show up with a midget’s head wearing a Pope hat sticking out of her vadge, I changed the channel to Gypsy Sisters. Because a bunch of in-bred,illiterate, direlict women is more interesting than the over-dressed celebrities at the Grammys, and much more likely to flash a vadge. The Sun, however, wrote a very informative, in-depth article examining whether or not Miley Cyrus flashed her nipple at a pre-Grammy party. And in somewhat related, but far less important news, Pope Benedict XVI has announced he will be stepping down at the end of this month.

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