The boring prudes at CBS have issued a memo requesting celebrities cover-up for Sunday night’s Grammys, because apparently, they don’t want anybody to watch. The memo warns against side-boob, butt cracks and “puffy” skin surrounding the genitals. That last one I’m sure was meant directly at Lady Gaga. An excerpt from the memo reads:

“Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible `puffy’ bare skin exposure.”

Christ, their dress code is stricter than the Vatican’s, where I personally saw a nun pick up a dollar bill with her vadge while the Pope watched. Wait, that might have been the Spearmint Rhino, I always get those two mixed up.