Lindsay Vonn attended the Delete Blood Cancer Gala in NYC last night *gasp* ALONE! A woman walking the streets unescorted by her husband or male relative? Stone her!

Lindsey told E! News she was alone because Tiger Woods was ‘practicing’ for the Players Championship next week. Naturally, everyone just assumed they’ve split up, but I like to think there’s a more romantic reason for his absence: He was too  busy getting rimmed by a Filipino transsexual.